You can, but the spicy taste lingers in your mouth for 24 hours after you've eaten it.

I wish I could go to Disneyworld.

You go, but all the rides are broken and the people who dress up and do the shows are all off for the day.

I wish I could waterbend.

Granted, but you can only get through the most basic of bending forms.

I wish I could fly.

You can, but only for five minutes at a time ― otherwise you fall, plummeting spread-eagle to the ground.

I wish I could walk on a cloud.

You can walk on a cloud for a little while.

But some clouds are more soggy than others. And so, you fall through soggy, rain-soaked clouds only to rain on everyone's parade as you fall to earth.

I wish there weren't any bills to pay.

*POOF!* Your wish is my command! With no bills to pay you will now go homeless and without food for the rest of your life.

I wish the weather was a bit more like the spring season right now and less like a desert.

It becomes exactly like the spring season for you- And only for you. so as you go around talking about how great the weather is no one understands you and they all think your crazy.

I wish the libary had the book I wanted...

It has the book you wanted but someone requested it so it is on hold for them so you can't check it out and when you request it you find out you are number 100 on the waiting list.

I wish my cat would stay out of trouble.

She does, but only for 24 hours before she starts right back up again.

I wish I could have some kind of sweet pastry.

You buy an apple cinnamon pastry, but someone accidentally fixed it with cayenne pepper powder instead of cinnamon. o.o (this actually happened to me once XD)

I wish I didn't have any paper work.

None of your paper works anymore.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

You now have a light-colored saber-toothed tiger.

I wish that the narnian vending machine game would become a real game on Narniaweb and not just a minigame.

It becomes a real game, but nobody ever posts on it and you're stuck watching it languish on the bottom of the page until it's closed.

I wish I encouraged everyone I crossed paths with instead of being so self-centered.

You encourage everyone you cross paths with, including bank robbers and other criminals.

I wish more people had watched the movie "Mars Needs Moms" so it wouldn't have bombed at the box office.

More people watched it, but they all gave it terrible reviews.

I wish I was in Narnia