You go to South Africa, but are eaten by a hoard of lions
I wish that I could find a way to get to Hogwarts.
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You receive your letter, but you turn out to be so poor at magic that everyone makes fun of you day in and day out. Hogwarts is not so wonderful as you thought it would be.
I wish that I could find a way to make working with horses able to monetarily support itself.
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
You do find a way to make working with horses a self-supporting enterprise. You sell horse manure for garden fertiliser and promote horse transport as non-polluting.
The trouble is, that horse digestive gas is found to contribute to global warming, the horses aren't fussy about where they relieve themselves and the government still slugs you with a carbon tax.
I wish that my family and I are safely reunited in October.
You are, but then aliens invade the world and split the continent in half. You are on opposite sides of the split from your family.
I wish I had a million dollars.
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you..."
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You do, but you have to spend it on other people, not yourself.
I wish I could go to Disney World.
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When you get there all the characters you were hoping to meet have the flu.
I wish my dog had super powers.
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Your dog gets superpowers, but he soon uses those powers to destroy your whole neighborhood!
I wish I could whistle the song of every bird.
The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis
Your wish is granted but you become deaf.
I wish I was a duck.
When everybody realized that you are actually caught up in your work, they flood you with requests to teach them how to get caught up as well. It quickly becomes virtually impossible to get anything done.
I wish I had all the latest tech.
Mark my words, someday I will think of something brilliant to put in my sig.
You have all of the latest and greatest tech... But no electricity.
I wish my phone's battery wasn't about to die. o.o
It doesn't die, instead, it has a battery leak, which means you need to clean your phone's battery compartment. Also, when you finish cleaning your phone's battery compartment, you find that the store is out of replacements, so now you can't get a new battery for your phone, either.
I wish I could make a robot for those really fun-looking robot battle competitions.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
You make your robot, but it gets out of hand and destroys the entire comeptition and in the end has to be destroyed in order to keep others safe
I wish I could travel back in time
always be humble and kind
You travel back in time... only to get stuck smack in the middle of the revolutionary war.
I wish my room could fit a dance studio in it.
Proud ballet dancer!
4/23/12 - First triple pirouette en pointe!
Congratulations! Your room now houses a dance studio. Um... I hope you can sleep through all those other dancers practicing...
I wish I could knit a sweater without doing the work involved.
We have hands that fashion and heads that know,
But our hearts we lost - how long ago! -- G. K. Chesterton