The dishwasher works, but it works too well and it floods the kitchen.
I wish I could stay up all night long.
Posted : July 9, 2012 5:33 pm
You can (really!)... but you're going to be absolutely exhausted by tomorrow afternoon.
I wish that my laptop would stop making strange noises. O_o
Posted : July 9, 2012 5:34 pm
It stops - because it stops working altogether.
I wish there would be no rain this week.
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Posted : July 9, 2012 5:45 pm
Not only does it not rain this week, it doesn't rain all year.
I wish I could find the Ark of the Covenant.
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Posted : July 9, 2012 6:03 pm
But unfortunately it is so holy that the minute you look upon you are vaporized.
I wish I had a job.
Posted : July 9, 2012 6:11 pm
You get a job, but its to clean the outside windows on the hundredth floor.
I wish I could find a lost ancient Treasure!
The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis
Posted : July 9, 2012 8:57 pm
You are aware that most lost ancient treasures come with terrible curses, right?
I wish I could see The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey right now.
Mark my words, someday I will think of something brilliant to put in my sig.
Posted : July 10, 2012 5:29 am
You get to see it, but it is an ufinished, pirate-stolen version with half-finished CGI effects and 3/4ths of the scenes still missing...not much fun to watch. 
I wish I could eat some ice-cream now.
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Posted : July 10, 2012 5:39 am
You get ice cream, but it's SO SCREAMIN' COLD you get a horrible brain freeze that lasts all day. 
I wish I was an awesome archer.
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
Posted : July 10, 2012 6:28 am
You become a awesome archer, but the two things are separate: You become awesome, and you become a archer. However, you don't become a very good archer, you do become awesome, though!
I wish I could make this computer run Sonic Generations.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Posted : July 10, 2012 10:57 am
Your computer ONLY runs Sonic Generations now. You can't do anything else, not even empty your recycle bin!
I wish I had some s'mores... 
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AROOOOOOO!!!
Posted : July 10, 2012 11:50 am
You get a s'more, but when you get it, the marshmallow gets in your hair.
I wish I had a dog.
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Posted : July 10, 2012 1:31 pm
You get a dog but it eats everything in sight, rips up your backyard, scares your visitors and has the neighbours suing you because of its barking all night. 
I wish I could wiggle my nose to clean the house just like Samantha in Bewitched. 
Posted : July 10, 2012 8:33 pm
You can, but the downside is a weird side effect that makes you sneeze constantly after doing so.
I wish I could meet Peter Pan and fly away to Neverland. 
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Posted : July 11, 2012 10:05 am
You can but this means you also meet Captain Hook
I wish I could go on an epic quest.
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : July 11, 2012 10:08 am
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