They stop. But then they start using a "Tell me how to make a BLT with excessively detailed directions" lesson.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
"In the end, there is something to which we say: 'This I must do.'"
- Gordon T. Smith
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Granted, but instead you become allergic to people.
I wish I had a Macbook Air.
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
You get a Macbook made out of Air, meaning you can't touch it, because it's a gas. Does that work?
I wish I had a Mac. Period.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
You get a Mac. A Big Mac. Would you like fries with that?
I wish I could meet C.S Lewis.
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
C.S. Lewis... ok. You meet Mr. Calvin Simpson Lewis, the janitor at your school.
I wish I owned a theme park.
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AROOOOOOO!!!
You own a theme park, but it's Jurassic Park and it's closed due to certain "events."
I wish I could go on a giant adventure
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
You do, but you end up in a very wet, awful, discomforting dilemma and as you wait in a dark cave with lots and lots of bugs you immediately wish you could go home already.
I wish I could have a giant Boston Cream Pie.
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Every time I think of a quote or witty comment to put here, the quote is not so spectacular and the comment is not so witty.
You get one, but it's so big you can't finish it and you get a nasty stomachache.
I wish I could go to Narnia.
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You get there and are able to help the people, but when it's time to go home Aslan tells you that you can never go back.
I wish I had some rootbeer.
Draco Dormien Nunquam Titillandus
Minion to Lady A and Booky ⎮ NW sister to Ela, Mountie, and Rose.
Braintriplet to Narnia_Fan12 and narnianerd
Team Hoodie! ⎮ Secret Order of the Swoosh
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you do, but its poisoned and you die.
I wish i could be a mod.
Previously DP Dessa
My RL sibs are Adeona, NarnianCricket, and DancingPrincesses.
Im a HUGE Fan of The Avengers!!!!!!!!!
You become a mod, but you get overrun with trying to keep an eye on all the posts that you have time for nothing else.
I wish I could jump extra far and extra high.
The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis
You are able to, but you jump so high and far that you reach space, and float around because there's no gravity!
I wish my hair was down to my waist!
Av-lover of narnia
Sig-RubyGamgee
DancingPrincesses+Adeona-RL Sisters
Phillipians 4:6-7
Swiftie and DIRECTIONER 4ever!
I'm a LONE ISLAND DRAGON!!
You're able to grow your hair that long, but unfortunately all but one lock of hair falls out in the process!
I wish I had some macaroni and cheese.
You get some macaroni and cheese, but the cheese is so thick you can't lift the food off the plate and all your utensils get stuck in it!
I wish I could plant a giant garden!
We have nothing, if not belief.
—C.S. Lewis
You plant the garden, but then the food is too big for anyone to eat!
I wish I could go see Brave.