You visit another country, but the climate there is so uncomfortable that you hope you can go home again soon.
I wish I could speak French fluently!
(avi artwork by Henning Janssen)
Posted : July 3, 2012 9:56 pm
You are suddenly able to speak French - fluently! But everyone else on earth has lost the ability to understand it. 
I wish to be eating a medium-sized extra-dark chocolate bar with coconut.
"In the end, there is something to which we say: 'This I must do.'"
- Gordon T. Smith
avi by Flambeau
Posted : July 3, 2012 10:16 pm
You get a chocolate bar, but the coconut turns out to be confetti and you eat paper!
I wish for a monster truck.
If you ain't first, you're last.
Posted : July 3, 2012 10:19 pm
You get a monster truck, but is is only a realistic remote control Monster Truck!
I wish I had a giant chocolate waterfall to drink chocolate from! 
The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis
Posted : July 3, 2012 10:22 pm
You can, but unfortunately it only runs on cheap, plastic tasting chocolate.
I wish I had an iPad. o.o
Posted : July 4, 2012 2:14 am
You do, but you find that Apple has decreed that flash player is evil, and you cannot watch any of the movie you wanted to see.
I wish I was 25 pounds lighter.
Founding Keeper of the Secret Magic
Posted : July 4, 2012 3:50 am
You become 25 pounds lighter, but it was in muscle weight, so now you can't move an inch.
I wish I could think of a wish to wish for.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Posted : July 4, 2012 4:48 am
You do, but this thread closes.
I wish I could make people laugh...
Sig by the Wonderful wolfloversk
AROOOOOOO!!!
Posted : July 4, 2012 4:52 am
You do, and soon people just start laughing when you walk in and won't stop until you leave.
I wish I could dive perfectly.
Avatar created by Valia
Posted : July 4, 2012 5:24 am
You dive perfectly...into a pool of lava.
I wish I could freeze time.
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Posted : July 4, 2012 6:07 am
Time is frozen, and is now stuck in this mode forever.
I wish I could have a horse.
Posted : July 4, 2012 7:04 am
You get a horse but it bucks you off and refuses to be ridden.
I wish I could have fireworks.
Draco Dormien Nunquam Titillandus
Minion to Lady A and Booky ⎮ NW sister to Ela, Mountie, and Rose.
Braintriplet to Narnia_Fan12 and narnianerd
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avatar by Lady Courage
Posted : July 4, 2012 7:06 am
You get fireworks, but 3/4 of them are duds, and when you are about to launch the working ones off, it rains.
I wish that the dragons would fill up a whole page of a game on NarniaWeb.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Posted : July 4, 2012 7:30 am
They do, but the Lions fill up two. 
I wish that the weather would not be so hot.
RL Sibling: CSLewisNarnia
Posted : July 4, 2012 7:33 am
It cools down, but it turns into an ice age. o.o
I hope that The Dark Knight Rises is really good.
Posted : July 4, 2012 7:50 am