You can, but they're the most awfully-written books you've ever read.

I wish I could tap dance!

You learn to tap dance, but your shoes are much to small and you have to give them to your sister.

I wish I had a teddy bear.

You get a teddy bear, but it soon turns into a real (but harmless) bear at night and runs away into the woods.

I wish that print books were not going out of the norm.

Print books aren't going out of the norm, unfortunately that only applies to paperbacks

I wish I had the Macmillian editions of HHB and LB to complete my collection.

You do, but it's all bent up and missing its cover.

I wish I could live in two countries at once.

~Riella

You get to live in two countries at once, but that means you become two seperate persons, you are you, only there is two of you, which gets very confusing, not to mention kinda weird and creepy

I wish I could get my book published

You do write a book and publish it, but as a ghost writer so you don't get any credit and the celebrity you worked with made the whole process horribly long and drawn out.

I wish I could develop the habit of writing every day.

You develop the habit of writing the sentence "Butter chocolate milk water sugar peppers lettuce jalapenos!" every day.

I wish I could write really fast.

You become so proficient at typing quickly that one day, you discover you can't even stop!

I wish I could go swimming.

You go swimming, but get attacked by angry turtles.

I wish books could come to life.

~Riella

They do, but unfortunately the creatures from those books come to life too and terrorize the world.

I wish I could hug Aslan.

Ooh - hard to corrupt this one...
You get to meet and hug Aslan, but then he roars at you [very scary!] because you've been doing something bad!

I wish I could eat some of my mom's vegetable pan lasagna right now.

You get to eat it, but it's only such a small portion that you still want more.

I wish I could eat ice-cream for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and as a midnight smackarel.

You can, but it'll make you sick.

I wish I could collect the last three Avengers cans before they run out!

You're able to, but soon your mother recycles them.

I wish I had a new book to read.