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Welcome to "Corrupt A Wish." The object of this game is fairly simple. One person will make a wish, then the next person ruins it and then writes their own wish. Try to make them as funny or random as possible.
RULES:
1. Do not be personally mean to other members.
2. General forum rules apply.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: I wish I had a sword.
Person 2: You get a sword, but it's made from grape jelly! I wish I was a lion.
Person 3: You become a lion with no teeth or fur. I wish I could fly.
I guess I'll start things off.
I wish that I had enough money to pay for grad school.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
Topic starter
Posted : June 13, 2012 2:40 pm
You get all the money that you need, but it's Monopoly money!
I wish I could have a pet bunny!
Proud ballet dancer!
4/23/12 - First triple pirouette en pointe!
Posted : June 13, 2012 3:27 pm
You get a pet bunny, but it's blind, and missing a tail.
I wish I could have a invincible banana tree!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Posted : June 13, 2012 3:47 pm
It's invincible all right, and it's attacking you!
I wish I didn't have to sleep.
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Posted : June 13, 2012 3:53 pm
You don't have to sleep, but you also can't sleep---you're always awake and never get to dream.
I wish I wasn't so klutzy.
God rest you merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember Christ our Savior
Was born on Christmas Day
To save us all from Satan's pow'r
When we were gone astray.
Posted : June 13, 2012 4:22 pm
You aren't so klutzy any more. . . but all your hair, teeth and fingernails fall out.
I wish that it was fall or winter all year round.
Member of Ye Olde NarniaWeb
Topic starter
Posted : June 14, 2012 2:44 am
It's winter all year round, but a snowstorm is also at your house all year round.
I wish that this wish won't get corrupted. 
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Posted : June 14, 2012 5:31 am
I don't corrupt your wish, but my sister does!!! (she typed that)
I wish that I was a NarniaWeb Master!
My RL sibs are Adeona, Mars Aviator, Lizzle, NarnianCricket, and Andriel
Posted : June 14, 2012 9:27 am
you become a Narniaweb master but no one else sees that you are.
I wish I had a Horse!!!!!!!!
Previously DP Dessa
My RL sibs are Adeona, NarnianCricket, and DancingPrincesses.
Im a HUGE Fan of The Avengers!!!!!!!!!
Posted : June 14, 2012 10:16 am
You get a horse, however it's the size of a hamster and rainbow coloured.
I wish I could stay young forever!
Proud ballet dancer!
4/23/12 - First triple pirouette en pointe!
Posted : June 14, 2012 10:47 am
You become eternally 2 and never get potty trained.
I wish for two million bucks. (I just know where this is gonna go)
Seeking comic book artist, PM for details.
Posted : June 14, 2012 11:58 am
Fine, fine, you get two million bucks but the stipulation is that you have to spend it in sixty seconds, otherwise it's gone.
I wish that I could go to Narnia! 
av by dot
Posted : June 14, 2012 12:51 pm
You get to Narnia but you arrive just after Peter closes the stable door.
I wish they were working on a new Narnia movie.
NW sister to Movie Aristotle & daughter of the King
Posted : June 14, 2012 2:12 pm
They start working on a new Narnia movie but because of legal complications it takes 50 years to complete. 
I wish, I wish, I were a fish. 
Loyal2Tirian
There is definitely no "a" in definite.
The Mind earns by doing; the Heart earns by trying.
Posted : June 14, 2012 3:03 pm
You become a fish caught by a fisherman!
I wish I could play the upcoming summer minigames before they come out.
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
Posted : June 15, 2012 5:28 am
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