^^ that's so funny!!!!!

Peter: Trumpkin, where on earth did you get that scratch???

Trumpkin: We want Caspian and Ramandu's daughter! Not Suspian!

Peter: Just don't aim at Susan. Wait! I got a better idea we'll just leave.

Peter: Shoot, shoot, what are you waiting for?
Trumpkin: You to get out of my way

Peter: "Don't shoot! That's Ramundu, not Miraz!"

Peter: Wait before you do anything, you know you could be saving a lot of money by switching to Geico.

"Trumpkin, you really need to use some product in your hair - it's in awful condition!"

That's funny coracle!!

Peter: "Trumpkin!! Behind you! Watch-

Edmund: "BOOOO!!"

Trumpkin, screaming like a little girl "AHHHHH!" and releases his arrow

Peter: "Just count to 5 Mississippi"

Trumpkin glances over confused.

Trumpkin: "Huh?"

Peter: "Don't shoot that wolf! What do you think you're doing??"

Trumpkin: "Be quiet, PETA Peter, he's one of the White Witches slaves--what do you think you're doing??"

(Ok, kinda lame.)

Peter : "Hey good shot, but that was Susan."

Trumpkin: "Oops, sorry."

Trumpkin: (prepares bow)

Peter: "Whatcha doing?"

Trumpkin shutters and shushes Peter

Trumpkin: "Trying to get dinner"

Peter comes up as Trumpkin prepares again.

Peter: "Can i watch" (Throwing off Trumpkin's concentration again)

Trumpkin: "Yes, now be quiet" (Trumpkin prepares again)

Peter nudges the dwarfs shoulders throwing him off again. Trumpkin grunts.

Peter: "I want to try, Susan would never let me use a bow. She always said I'd poke me eye out."

Trumpkin: "I'll gladly poke yours myself if you don't let me get our dinner boy."

^^ that makes me laugh so hard!

^^ awesome!!