Best: Your friend happens to have Oreos in their pocket, though they are soggy from your friend being in the water. Soggy Oreos just happen to be a favorite of ogres and they are distracted long enough for your friend to escape the ogres.

Worst: the ogres are so happy to have the soggy oreos that they begin to jump up and down in glee. This starts an avalanche from a nearby mountain. Your friend is about to be swept away!

Best: The avalanche sweeps away the ogres, too, so it's all good... Oh, and the friend survives with only a few scratches.

Worst: The scratches become infected with a flesh eating parasite that slowly turns your friend into a plant.

Best: Your fairy godmother magically appears and changes your friend back into a human.

Worst: She not only turns your friend back into a human, but changes your friend into a princess of a country half way across the world, so you never see your friend again.

Best: Your fairy godmother then sends you home and gives you a brand new friend there.

Worst: The fairy godmother didn't expect on an electrical storm which sweeps you three hundred miles off-course into a desert.

Best: Since your fairy godmother sent you home, you must not have actually died in the flood...

Worst: As soon as you walk through the front door, you encounter a sphynx who says that he will eat you if you cannot solve a calculus integral. As you have been trapped in various haphazard situations for quite some time, you have not been paying much attention to algebra homework, let alone trigonometry, pre-calculus, or differential calculus. You are given fifteen seconds to come up with the solution to a five page problem, or you will be consumed.

Best: You make a wild guess and close your eyes tight so as not to see the sphynx's mouth open to gobble you up. There is a moment of silence. Then, to your utter astonishment, the sphynx tells you that you're right! In reward for being such a clever human, it gives you a huge chest full to the brim with ancient Egyptian artifacts.

Worst: The ancient Egyptian artifacts are cursed.

Best: You take the chest to a... un-curser(?) and now the artifacts are safe.

Worst: Egyptian authorities hear about your chest full of artifacts and arrest you and seize the artifacts!

Best: you escape and grab the chest and run away!