Worst: when you are released, you are found by a leprechaun named Jim who threatens to kill you

Best: The other inhabitants take Jim the leprechaun prisoner and do not release him(although they do treat him well).

Worst: Marvin the Martian accidentally lets Jim out of prison and he starts chasing after you.

Best: Turns out Marvin is in the market to sell a deluxe penthouse condo on Mars, where you will be far away from Jim and his death threats. Feeling rather abashed, he offers you the condo for a reduced price and an interest rate of 2%.

Worst: The contract had a hidden fee of two-trillion gaffuffles (which seems to be the only currency that Marvin understands). As a mere earthling like yourself knows nothing about the complex martian gaffuffle market, you are sent back to earth during the time of the dinosaurs. Your location? The middle of a T. rex nesting ground. You are surrounded by hundreds of hungry nesting mothers. . . .

Worst: Skandar Keynes quits because he's the person who locked you in the dungeon.

Best: Skandar becomes your friend and he helps you escape ( )

Worst: When you escape, the army from Calormen hunt you down (because Skander took you to Narnia).

Best: It turns out that the army was just hunting you down to say hi, and you end up becoming good friends with their leader.

Worst: They like you so much that they really want you to join their army and if you don't; the friendship is over.

Best: Youve been looking for a good reason to join an Army

Worst: The leader starts to think you're trying to take over command, and has not one of the poets wisely said, "He who lets the wasp live and is later stung is like a second Rabadash"?

Best: You remind that leader that, as wise as that saying might be, no poet has ever said it.

Worst: he calls in a poet, has him say it, and begins tying you to a stake with wood piled at the bottom.

Best: You fight off the leader with your awesome ninja skillz and then run away into the forest. You are free at last, and you end up at Cair Paravel. Once you get there, the four Kings and Queens are more than happy to let you take refuge within the castle walls.