Best: Your fairy godmother changes you back into a human and you decide to become an actor.

Worst: Your first movie is a bomb, and you have to go into hiding so as not to be made fun of.

Best: You get a job at Disneyland as one of the dwarfs, so your identity is hidden.

Worst: you are in costume as one of the characters from your failed movie

Best: Someone famous likes your failed movie and everyone decides to follow in their footsteps and like it too!

Worst: You become so popular that in order to escape your fans you have to jump out of a plane into shark infested waters armed only with a toothpick!

Best: Your fairy godmother had trained you in the ancient martial art of toothpick-fu. Those sharks never knew what hit them.

Worst: You are a little out of practice so you poke yourself and you start crying

Best: You remember that you have some chocolate in your pocket and you eat it and feel better.

You guys are hilarious.

Worst: You ate so much chocolate that you gave yourself a horrible belly ache.

Best: an elf shows up with a magic potion that makes you feel better

Worst: the better-ness is short lived, and ends up killing you in the 3 days.

Best: You are only "mostly dead", and as everyone knows, there's a big difference between "mostly dead" and "all dead". "Mostly dead" is also "partly alive", with "all dead", the only thing you can do is search the pockets for loose change.

Worst: The only part of you that remains alive is your big toe. As such, you can try to drag yourself to the nearest town for help, but it'll take you several aeons to drag yourself there. Hungry wolves are crying in the distance, and start to approach you mostly dead corpse.

Best: As your big toe is dragging itself into town, it meets a rider, who feels bad for it and takes it to town, where you meet Lucy and she heals you with her cordial.