Worst: You are very uncoordinated walking backwards and stumble everywhere, provoking ridicule everywhere you go

Best: You acquire coordination quickly and everyone thinks you're awesome because you're so different

Worst: It's a lonely life, having a leprechaun for your best friend and having eyes in the back of your head. After a time, you don't like being different, and you'd like to be normal, like everyone else.

Best: Leprechaun magic is short lived and wears off leaving you normal again.

Worst: The moment it wears off you come down with the flu.

Best: You throw up so much that you lose a lot of weight.

Worst: you loose so much weight that you look anorexic

Best: You find a new appreciation for doughnuts, which helps you gain back the weight you lost. Not only that, but once you reach the weight you were before, you miraculously stop gaining weight and can eat whatever you want from now on!

Worst: The doughnuts had a magic curse on them, which not only made you stop gaining weight, but also causes you to never feel full. You eat all the food in your house before going down to the grocery store and eating everything there. Before long, your entire town is without food. Hundreds start starving to death, and they all blame you!

Best: You eventually discover(by methods we do not have time to discuss here) that all you need to do to break the curse is eat a pretzel.

Worst: The town still has no food and you have a massive debt to the grocery store.

Best: You send out a rider who, instead of managing to find help, finds a treasure in a cave that he was lost inside.

Worst: You eat so much stuff you get sick and end up in the hospital.

Best: You've eaten so much you can hibernate like a bear for a few months and forget all of your problems.

Worst: When you wake up, your problems are still there. What's more, you've actually turned into a bear after months of hibernation.