Best: You have another cousin who is a dentist, and just happens to specialize in venomous razor-tooth extractions. Afterwards, the cow is quite tame, and you make a fortune off of strawberry milk.

Worst: Without warning you suddenly recall all of your recent adventures and perils and are so overwhelmed that you have a nervous breakdown and end up in a hospital.

Best: Mental hospitals are one of the funnest and funniest places to be!

Worst: That is, before a gang burns the mental hospital down and ruins all your fun.

Best: You build a new one out of Legos and make it into your own mental hospital, where everyone eats only dessert and can do whatever they please - a lifestyle which you can definitely appreciate.

Worst: But then a supernova happens and your mental hospital is tumbled in the energy wave, and you have also been knocked out

Best: When you wake up you find the supernova gave you superpowers.

Worst: Your superpowers have a time limit of one hour after you wake up and then you are back to normal human powers again.

Best: one of your superpowers is the ability to stop time.

Worst: As time has stopped, there's really no point in using your superpower.

Best: You do find a need for one of your superpowers: the ability to fly. Thus, you are able to fly out of this place and start a new life somewhere new - using an alias, of course. No one knows your wild past, and no one knows that you're a superhero, either, so you're able to live your life in relative peace.

Worst: You get bored to tears.

Best: You start a Rock band with the position of lead singer!

Worst: your band kicks you out and steals the copyrights to your songs

Best: Without you, the band is terrible, album sales plummet, and the band breaks up due to infighting, allowing you to get your copyrights back.