Worst: The rubber band that Pecos Bill used to tie the hurricane up snaps louder than a jazz band in New Orleans! Now you have a category 55 hurricane (all that rubber band did was to keep all that energy churning in a really tiny place!), and a rubber band zipping towards you at 50,000 miles per hour. You run for cover, but the rubber band hits the volcano that is the source of your island, causing it to spew a tidal wave of lava that's heading right towards you.

Best: The hurricane blows all the lava into the ocean, then decides that such a big and important hurricane such as itself cannot be troubled with such a small, unimportant island such as your own, and leaves to find a different island to devastate.

Worst: there is no other island, so it comes back, right at you!!

Best: You find a group of friendly moles who happen to be from Narnia, and they dig you a big hole where you can hide until the hurricane is over.

Worst: Some pirates land on the island and see the hole. They decide to bury their treasure in it not knowing you are still down there.

Best: You're covered with cold, shimmery gold, but you know EXACTLY where it is! When the pirates leave, the moles dig everyone out, extract the treasure and you all have yourselves a fortune!

Worst: Well, you think you have a fortune; unfortunately, and unknown to the pirates, all of their treasure is just pyrite (fool's gold), and therefore, (needless to say), it's not worth anything. And what's more, you hear on your handy, dandy wireless radio that there's another hurricane heading your way. It's much stronger than the one before, and it will arrive very soon!

Best: As you're sitting there on the island, next to a pile of pyrite, a passing cruise ship sees the sparkle of the sun on the pyrite and they rescue you! And allow you to have a beautiful state room (with a shower), new clothes from the stores on board, and all that cruise food! And they don't make you pay for any of it!

Worst:The people on the ship are a little strange. They don't act, well, like they're entirely alive. And when they start trying to eat you, that pretty much confirms your suspicions that you've ended up on a ship full of zombies.

Best: you escape on the ship's lifeboat

Worst: The lifeboat gets a hole and you start to sink: you can't swim and the water is infested with sharks. o.O

Best: What you thought were sharks are actually dolphins, and therefore you're not eaten today, thank goodness! They help you swim back to land, where you settle down quite nicely into a hotel on the coast until you can return home.

Worst: The pirates finally track you down after returning to your island only to find that their pyrite (which they thought was gold) was missing. You left the pyrite on the cruise ship with the zombies, and so the pirates capture you, tie a cannon around your legs and drop you into the Marianas Trench. Having placed you in a pressure-proof suit, you survive until you reach the bottom at a depth of nearly seven miles.

Best: Some swimmers find you and take you back to their home in the lost city of Atlantis, which really isn't lost, they just became tired of world above and the had the technology to place their city in a huge underwater cave near the bottom of the Marianas Trench. They take you in as one of their own as you start enjoying life in this domed, underwater paradise!

Worst: Despite all the horrible things that have happened to you, you find yourself missing your home on the land, and your family and friends - but there's no way to get back.