Best: You have enough time and no one bothering you, so you are able to make a lock pick from things found in your comfortable cell and you unlock the cell and walk right out! And you head to the closest market and eat everything you can find that is not spoiled. And you don't have to pay for it, since everyone else has died!

Worst: It turns out that one other person survived and when he sees you eating all the food that is left, he plans a wicked scheme to capture you. He follows you through town and when you lay down to rest under a tree, ties you up and brings you to his house in a deep forest of doom.

Best: A Herd of Pegasi happen to live in the forest of doom. They swoop down, release you from your bonds, allow you to climb onto their backs, and fly away, carrying you to a distant island where the weather is always gorgeous!

Worst: But your kidnapper managed to grab onto the pegasi and is taken to the island along with you! Now you're both stuck on the island together, and you left all the food behind on the mainland.

Best: Turns out your kidnapper isn't really what you would call evil, more like misunderstood, and he knows a killer recipe for roasted pegasi.

Worst: the 'killer' recipe turns out to live up to it's name, but luckily, the kidnapper tries it on a stray dog and the dog dies, not you

Best: You didn't like the dog, as he was a ferocious brute, and so you celebrate being alive (and the dog not being alive).

Worst: The kidnapper is a former grammar teacher who makes you sit down and learn some of the more intricacies of the English language, including the correct plural form of PEGASUS is PEGASI!

Best: the pegasi get tired of listening to the kidnapper lecture you, so they all rally together and throw the kidnapper into the sea, leaving you alone with the pegasi.

Worst: Turns out the pegasi are in league with the evil unicorns and they all want to do something awful to you with what they all keep calling "The SECRET weapon".

Best: While sleeping on the beach, some friendly talking dolphins swim up, wake you, and after hearing your tales of woe take you to another island where you are a welcome guest.

Worst:The SECRET weapon is a Storm Enhancing Creation of Really Epic Technology, and the pegasi and evil unicorns use it to unleash a hurricane on your new island home.

Best: the SECRET weapon explodes, killing the pegasi and the evil unicorns and the hurricane

Worst: You can't actually kill a hurricane and when the SECRET weapon explodes it actually increases the hurricane to immeasurable proportions! And it's coming right for your new island home!

Best: Pecos Bill gallops up on a wildcat and lassos the hurricane, jumps off the cat and hogties the hurricane in 3.84 seconds flat. A new record!!