Best: A sanitation department truck comes by and takes care of the mess while you go to an IHOP for a nice breakfast.

Worst: IHOP is out of pancakes.

Best: In a state of complete indignation over the lack of pancakes, you suddenly remember that so many of your recent troubles have been in relation to food. The Hobbits held you hostage to cook their food and so did the Dufflepuds. You realize that you are an amazing cook and so open your OWN restaurant!

Worst: You are a GREAT cook, but a POOR bussinessperson! Your restaurant closes down.

Best: you win the lottery and are able to re-open your business

Worst: One night, hooligans break in and destroy the building and everything in it, as well as taking the remainder of your lottery wins.

Best:Insurance will cover the loss of your equipment (Plus, the remainder of your lottery winnings was only $1.17 since you spent it all on your business, so it's really not that big a loss).

Worst: You will only be covered so long as you promote their company by visiting every city in the country.

Best: You get to visit EVERY city in the country!!!!!! Woo hoo!

Worst: A crowd of zombies with lightsabers starts following you around. o.O

Best: They just want to visit your restaurant and need you to tell them how to get there.

Worst: They don't like you restaurant and capture you.

Best: You learn a ton about zombie physiology and behaviour, and write a book about them after you escape. Your research spurs the development of an antidote to zombism, and the world is prevented from a zombie apocalypse, earning you the Nobel prize!

Worst: After you expose everything about zombies, all the other magical creatures come after you!

Best: a Unicorn named Pinky protects you from all the other magical creatures who are evil and bent on destroying you