Best: You can now reasonably pass yourself off as an elephant.
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Posted : August 20, 2011 3:08 pm
Worst: You are mistaken for an elephant and get put in the zoo. 
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Posted : August 20, 2011 3:14 pm
Best: The elephant food at this zoo is fabulous.
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Posted : August 20, 2011 4:05 pm
Worst: you are forced to be trained to carry 3 girls on your back for the circus
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Take quick to the trees
I want all that You are
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Posted : August 20, 2011 4:19 pm
Best: These girls all weigh 50 pounds, and you've always been good at carrying 150 pounds on your back.
Posted : August 20, 2011 4:59 pm
Worst: The other elephants don't like you very much 
"The mountains are calling and I must go, and I will work on while I can, studying incessantly." -John Muir
"Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed." -Richard Adams, Watership Down
Posted : August 20, 2011 5:43 pm
Best: You are the most beautiful and talented elephant at the zoo and are transferred to a Wildlife Park where you get your own show 3 times a day to the delight of the visitors!
Love God, love people
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Posted : August 20, 2011 6:01 pm
Worst: Although you, the beautiful and talented elephant, have your own show at the park, crowds really flock to the rapier fighting, flame-eating mouse extravaganza instead. 
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Posted : August 20, 2011 6:52 pm
Best: The rapier fighting, flame eating mouse chokes on his flame and is sent to the hospital. You have all the attention now 
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Posted : August 20, 2011 11:31 pm
Worst: They increase your shows to 6 a day, so now you are totally exhausted!
Love God, love people
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Posted : August 21, 2011 7:07 am
Best: But you only work two days a week and get paid in peanuts!!
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"Love NEVER fails"
Posted : August 21, 2011 7:11 am
Worst: The peanuts are moldy.
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You suck a lollipop, and you sing a song. Get it right, Jo!
Posted : August 21, 2011 7:53 am
best: you buy new peanuts!
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Posted : August 21, 2011 8:44 am
worst: you accidently spill them all on the ground
always be humble and kind
Posted : August 21, 2011 9:53 am
worst
You get tired of peanuts
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Posted : August 21, 2011 9:54 am