Worst: The small island you are on is a haven for pirates who have a policy of executing all intruders and one of their ships is approaching.

Best: A passing space ship sees your plight and picks you up with a tractor beam.

Worst: The ship happens to be an Imperial ship and they throw you in the brig after you arrive

Best: you throw a stone at the guard and he falls against the bars of your cell and you steal his keys and escape

Worst: You run into the emperor as you are trying to escape and he uses force lightning to electrocute you.

Best: You wake up, realizing you fell asleep while watching Return of the Jedi!

Worst: You're watching Return of the Jedi!!!!!!!!!!! xDDDD

Best: You are at home again and can relax for a bit.

Worst: You can't relax completely because you're out of pickles--your favorite food.

Best: Your lovely neighbor grows and cans his own pickles and would be happy to offer you a jar if you take care of his cat.

Worst: The cat tears apart your home and the pickles are TERRIBLE! You gagged so hard you nearly puked when you tasted them.

Best: The neighbor feels terrible when he sees what his cat did to your home (he also discovers he accidentally gave you an old, rancid jar of pickles). So he pays you for the damage and gives you enough fresh pickles to last you a year.

Worst: After you eat a whole bunch of pickles, you remember that if you eat too many pickles at once you get sick and you do start throwing up!

Best: Fortunately, there's a trash can nearby, and after regurgitating the contents of your stomach, you feel much better.

Worst: Now the trash can has to be cleaned. (how did we get into this, anyway?)