worst. the hair becomes so strong that you stay in one place forever because you cant move!

Best: You cut your hair off with a blow-torch and take a vacation to Tahiti.

Worst: A supervillain with a blue head shaped like a light bulb sinks Tahiti under the sea.

best: He only sinks the hotel named after Tahiti and no one is staying there at the time.

Worst: Then he decides its high time he sunk the whole island, just in case he did not like anyone there

Best: The island and its inhabitants quickly adapt to being underwater, and the island now becomes an underwater city.

Worst: you are the only person on the island who can't breathe underwater

Best: A side effect of the laser that sunk the island is that after several seconds you gain the ability to breathe under water.

Worst: You get so excited about being able to breathe underwater, you begin to swim around and around and become completely lost!

Best: You swim down and down, and find a miraculous under water city, with friendly inhabitants.

Worst: The inhabitants of this city aren't as friendly as you thought they were.

Best: you find a bag of candy in your pocket and hand it to them and you find out that they are obsessed with candy and they love you for bringing them some

Worst: They like your candy so much that they want you to stay forever with them as their chief candy maker.

Best: You convince them to take Willy Wonka instead.

Worst: They take Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka instead of Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka and he freaks them out too much, so they send him back and take you again!