Best: The Dawn Treader sails by and it is definitely large enough to take you on board and does.

Worst: It sails directly into the Dark Island, and though they escape, you fall overboard and are stuck there.

Best: You wake up and realize it was only a dream! (Or was it????)

Worst: You're not free from the dark island and your worst nightmare is a marshmallow monster and it attacks you!

Best: You're able to eat your way through the marshmallow, thus defeating the monster.

Worst: You are sick as a dog after all that sugar- I'm sorry, corn syrup.

Best: you are healed when Lucy comes and feeds you her cordial

Worst: She got her cordial mixed up with another, so although it does heal you, it turns your hair green.

Best: You become very popular as the first person in Narnia to have green hair.

Worst: Everyone starts dying their hair green, and then realize they can't undo it, and they blame you!

Best: The dye only lasts for two weeks and then it's gone!

Worst: Their hair, affected by the dye, grows extremely long and gains and mind of it's, and the hair wants to eat you!

Best: You quickly learn to be a barber and are able to combat the hair with scissors in one hand and a blow dryer in the other.

Worst: The hair grows back and is iron strong so it is resistant to scissors.

Best: Being made iron strong, it doesn't move easily, so you learn to live with annoying, but powerless hair.