Worst: The Orcs are hungry and tired of maggoty bread.

Best: you suddenly have magical powers and produce a bunch of meat out of thin air

Worst: But, like all magical meat, and as everyone knows (except you, of course), it has a mind of its own and decides to consume you (and promptly does so).

Best: There's a theme-park inside the meat!

Worst: You strongly dislike theme parks. More specifically, you strongly dislike roller coasters. ( )

Best: You don't have to go on the roller coasters, so you go to this magic show instead and the magician just happens to be a real one and accidentally brisks you off to Narnia!

Worst: You think you're in narnia, but the magician actually just gave you a drug that gives you happy dreams, and you wake up in a dark alley. xDD

Best: The dark alley happens to be a part of Gotham: you meet up with Batman and join him in his adventures!

Worst: The Joker comes and steals you away, smashing all your dreams of becoming the next Robin 'cause you're not good enough.

Best: you run away from him and are found by Jake Hunter, who offers to take you away on his boat

Worst: The boat has a hole in it and sinks into shark infested water.

Best: The sharks believe that humans are their friends not food, you are then pulled out of the water from a crew of a bigger ship.

Worst: The bigger ship ends up being a pirate ship, captained by Jack Sparrow, and he's not exactly kind to extra guests such as yourself.

Best: You have an iPad and you are the only one who knows how to work it. The pirates are so fascinated by it that they agree to take you on as iPad wielder.

Worst: Your iPad battery dies, you have no way to charge it, so the pirates decide to make you walk the plank!