This what you wanted?

Fetch me your computer

Apple MacBook Pro!

Fetch me what you want for Christmas!

Benjamin: yep, that's what I wanted!

Yes, I was looking for a radon atom.

Fetch me what you want for Christmas.

House, MD Season 5!!!!!

Fetch me Christmas lights

http://www.re-nest.com/uimages/re-nest/ ... lights.jpg

Fetch me what you got someone for Christmas.

For ceppault's mom:

Fetch me a 2010 calendar

Fetch me Susie magazine.

It's not a real magazine, but it is a snapshot of their website...
http://www.jonnydiaz.com/blogphotos/6/1.jpg

Fetch me a 2010 Heisman canidate.

I hope that's right. I just googled it on google images

Fetch me a collapsible ruler.

This what you wanted?

Fetch me The biggest water jug you can find..... Interesting request huh?

It holds seven gallons. I couldn't find anything bigger.

Fetch me the biggest thing in the world.

I couldn't possibly find the biggest thing in the world, but I thought this was pretty funny and would make up for that (since it is the biggest of its kind in the world):

Fetch me "that pitcher"!

"As you wish!" lol

*sniffle* *cough* Ugh. I have a cold.

Hmm...I could use a nice hot bowl of chicken soup right now. Could you fetch me some?

Sorry about your cold Ruby! Here you go Make sure you drink the broth don't just eat the chicken

Fetch me Gandalf The White swinging a sword...

I hope this is satisfactory. I have not yet had a chance to see the movies so I'm not sure what Gandalf looks like so I hope I got the right guy.

Fetch me Eowyn (from the movie, she's my favorite LotR character and I want to see what she looks like).