I didn't realize you were walking under the tree as I was conducting an experiment in gravity!

You ruined the experiment which I was preparing for years!

I didn't ruin it, it was those blasted squirrels who convinced the kids that pine cones were good who ruined it! Well don't look at me like that! What else did you think would happen when your experiment involved blowing up hundreds of thousands of nuts? I assume that's what the pine cone throwing was all about as well. Seems the squirrels had a diabolical assassination plan going that included bombing you with pine cones.

You set the insane squirrels on MY tail now! WHAT have I done to deserve this...

The squirrels usually live on pine nuts which people have been importing for a luxury ingredient in fine restaurant dining. But since I have a nut allergy, it couldn't possibly be me.

Your party made so much noise that the penguins in Antarctica are complaining of the racket and the whales are going deaf.

I wanted to get the attention of penguins and whales, but didn't have the money to travel to Antarctica!

You woke me up by spilling coffee on my head.

~Riella

Oops! Sorry I thought your ear looked like a mug. Hey, I was sleepy and wasn't awake yet.

You stole my airplane tickets to London. I needed those!

Sorry, but stopping a massive takeover by pine cone wielding squirrels and evil NarniaWebbers trying to teach little kids to eat said pine cones is way more important than you going to the Olympics, even if the Olympics are epic and unite the whole world in non-violent competition. (Now hopefully I can find the Doctor. He hangs out in London during the Olympics, right?)

You stole the TARDIS in order to go watch the Olympics! Now what am I going to do?

Of course I did. With the TARDIS I can go watch not just the current Olympics but all the past ones as well. I'm being nice, though, to factor in souvenirs for you from your favorite athlete. You should thank me.

You told the Doctor to reprogram the TARDIS and now I'm stuck in the past! Meanie!

Yes, but look at what a glorious past you've been given! Not everyone gets to watch the moon landing, you know.

You deleted all of the fonts on my computer! o.o

I wanted you to know that you're a complete person without having to depend on all those silly fonts for self worth. Also, how are you typing without using a font? Impressive! See, I've already revealed how amazing you are!

You got an annoying song stuck in my head!

It is revenge for reprogramming the TARDIS. I specially asked The Doctor to pick the most annoying song he'd ever heard. Looks like his advice was spot on!

You bought all the chips before I could get any!

I'm trying to encourage you to diet.

You dyed my hair rainbow colored.

~Riella

Yes I did, and it is SO PRETTY. I shall henceforth call you IthilSherbet. ^_^

You turned me into a beetle overnight, like from The Metamorphosis (by Kafka)!

Well, beetles ummm... are shiny! That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

You ruined my evil plan to take over the world using new neuro technology and batman references!

It's an evil plan! I'm supposed to ruin it! How else am I going to become a world legend?

I was on my way to legendary status, but you put a hole in the hull of my boat, so now I can't sail off on an epic adventure!

We're doing a sailing Tourney. I'm on the other team. It helped us win.

You broke a carousel!

~Riella