Sorry - I'll call in my helicopter instead ...

You cancelled the event!

Hopscotch shouldn't really be an Olympic event.

You convinced the officials to make hopscotch an Olympic event!

Because that's been my favorite childhood game since I was four! Please try to understand my attachment to this delightful sport!

You broke my nose!

You never liked your nose, and it was the only way to convince your parents to pay for cosmetic surgery.

You changed my graphics.

~Riella

Of course I did, the ones you had were perfectly dreadful, now you've got new, nice ones. I was really doing you a great favor, you should be thanking me

You hacked into my NW account and started posting absolute nonsense in my name

It only looked like it was me. I was trying to figure out what was wrong with your account. It turns out some spammer got into your account. I've taken care of him.

You took the last of the water from the water pitcher and didn't refill it.

It wasn't me ! The cat drank the last of the water in the pitcher and it will have to be washed another couple of times to make absolutely sure that there is no cat hair remaining in it.

You left the fridge door open and now the whole country is freezing!

That cold air was so refreshing! And it seemed to do a good job cooling the room.

You took my boarding pass and now I'm missing the Olympics!

I was sure it was my own boarding pass that I took ...

You cut a cable during the Olympics opening ceremony and caused a blackout!

Well if you had been helping me with the dishes instead of watching TV, I wouldn't have tripped over the cat while staggering under the weight of 6 heavy plates and a ton of utensils, and therefore, wouldn't have dropped a knife right onto the cord!

You stole my passport and identity, flew to the olympics yourself, and then took my spot on the equestrian team!

They needed a real rider with proper experience, such as myself. Who better to ride a horse than one who has had close associations with an actual talking one?

You put my ticket to The Dark Knight Rises in the paper shredder!

That's because I won two tickets for the IMAX version and I was ensuring you'd come with me

You! You've been telling squirrels to drop pine cones on my head, haven't you?

It's much better than the alternative! ...You didn't tell them to stop, did you? Oh, oh dear. Now the little dears will go back to thinking that the pine cones aren't for throwing, and are therefore meant for eating. And when they do that, all the little kids come and try to emulate them, which results in-- "Clarence! Put that down at once! Of course it tastes bad, it's a pine cone! PUT IT DOWN."

You convinced the kids that pine cones are tasty.

um they are tasty! I didn't convince the kids, there was no need, I just let them try and they all loved them. You shouldn't stop them from eating the pine cones, try eating some yourself, you'll see what I mean

You burned all the pines cones!!!!!!

I was feeling sorry for the kids who were constantly breaking their teeth on those silly pine cones! I mean, seriously, what were you thinking teaching them to eat those?

You dropped a sack of pine cones on my head!!