Yes, I did. I was recreating a scene from one of my favorite Hardy Boys episode. Your chimney was the only one I could find that had smoke coming out of it so I had to use it.

You burned all of my Narnia stuff!

Hey, it was the first day this summer when it was actually cool enough to have a campfire! And I needed something to get it started. (So sorry about it being Narnia stuff though).

You bought all the marshmallows in town and now I can't make S'mores over that fire!

You said you only wanted to roast marshmallows. I didn't hear anything about making s'mores and now I kinda wish you mentioned it.

I had my door closed so why didn't you close it when you came to tell me something and left with my door wide open?

I can see the future and I know that in 20 minutes it's going to be VERY important for you to have your door open. I'll just say it has to do with 'gazer's fire, gasoline and the wonders of marshmallow cream instead of dry, boring old marshmallows.

You froze all the assets in our corporation so now we can't do business or buy out all our puny competitors!

It's winter, and it was about to freeze anyway, I just made sure that nobody was inside when it happened by doing it a few minutes earlier.

You made it winter in the middle of the summer! I like the winter better, but now the time-space continuum is ruined!

Sorry about that - I'll turn the axis of the world upside down, will that set things right?

You turned my house upside down!

It for a movie scene. You'll be famous!!

You bit me! Nice doggy...?

You shouldn't have left that chocolate chip cookie lying on your hand!

You painted my room neon green with bright pink spots and it hurts my eyes.

The walls said that if I didn't paint them that color that they would collapse on you the instant you came in. I had to do it to save you.

You hypnotized me!

Yes, and you're considerably better off for it. Goodness knows, you make a far better lion than dragon.

You... broke... my... Mac. As in the Mac that has ALL of my files--graphics, stories, work-related, everything. How could you!

That Mac.... Now prepare yourself, Badger. That Mac was a member of a PC sleeper cell. It was only pretending to be a Mac until you trusted it so completely that you stored your wedding photos on it. Then, it would have pulled the (power) cord and all you would have seen was the blue screen of death. Forever. I think you'll find it was worth the pain now, my friend.

You tackled me in tag football!

I was trying to help my team win the game!!

you spooked my horse and she threw me off!!

I didn't know she would be spooked by a large blue dragon! If I'd known I would have never come to visit you...

You locked me out of my room!

I was decorating it for... welllll... a surprise birthday party! Surprise!!!

You made me miss my flight! Now I'm going to be late to the Olympics event I wanted to see!

Oh no you won't! I have a private plane chartered for you instead! With those expensive seats you were drooling over but couldn't afford!!

You sabotaged my chartered plane! Now we REALLY won't make it to that event!!