Well, I'm sorry about the people. But you had such shiny treasure.... MUST HAVE SHINY!!!!

You have promised to take me sailing on the lake for weeks, but you always end up putting it off!

Um, did you consider the stormy weather that's been going on?! I've been keeping your well-being in mind, young lady. Also, you know how seasick you get....

You took all the fresh, new notebooks I bought for writing and gave them to pre-schoolers and they colored all over them!!

They would have drawn all over the walls otherwise! And aren't they colorful and cute?

You gave a cup of espresso to my 4-year-old niece and now she's running around non-stop!

That's what you get for leaving her unattended in my store. Just be glad I ran out of puppies.

You cheated at the NarniaWeb Tournament!

Sorry 'bout that. I was babysitting yesterday and while I was cooking lunch the child got ahold of my computer (where I was still logged into the forum) and started making a ton of posts in just one thread. Next time I'll put a leash on him.

You replaced all my innocent little guppies and fish tank with a 50 gallon tank and a nurse shark!

Sharks are good for you. Yes, yes, I know they can attack you, but seriously, why do they have such a bad reputation? They're really quite nice, and in actuality, this nurse shark will serve very well as a bodyguard for you! If anyone breaks into your house, the shark will jump out of the water and attack them, no problem! (Though there is the question of how the shark gets back in the tank, but... *cough* Anyway.) Also, it's a nurse shark - so it will take care of all your medical needs!

You pushed me into a mud pit, which consequently ruined my favorite sweater!

I wanted to see if my new homemade stain/dirt remover concoction would work to get the mud out! I didn't mean to push you in anyways, you kind of just slid in there.

You rode off on my horse in the middle of the night!

Well since you picked me up from my house for the party I didn't have a car to go back home to get my medicine so I borrowed your horse.

I paid for those kit-kat bars, why did you eat them all?!

WELL. I thought you had gotten them for ME.

You didn't tell me we were having pizza tonight and ate it all without me.

You're allergic to pizza.

You stole my bicycle and drove it into the pond.

~Riella

I was trying to jump it OVER the pond, but that didn't work too well...

You put cayenne pepper in my coffee!

We ran out of sugar, so I thought you wouldn't mind if I put something else in...

You ate all of my chocolate!

what can I say? I live chocolate!

you broke my camera!!

I was chasing after this magnificent snow leopard, trying to get a picture for you, when I tripped on a root hidden under the snow. The camera (and I) both went down, but I survived a lot better. At least you have pictures of the fleeing feline!

You ate my rice pudding!

It had a bomb inside of it, and it was going to blow up in 2 minutes. I had to get rid of it before it blew up your whole house, I hope you don't mind! I'll give you the money to buy some more.

You plugged my chimney! Now my house is filled with smoke!