Whew! That's a relief, as I intended it to be an Avatar: The Last Airbender fanfiction.

You broke my TARDIS!

You told me we were in a state of temporal grace! (Woo, probably slaughtered that quote.)

You kept me awake and looking through every room in the house until 4:52 last night!

That was just in case the Boogie Monster would come.

You broke my space shuttle! How am I going to go and save Luke Skywalker now????

I was just trying to fly it back to you, when 100,000,000 tie fighters surrounded me and shot it down! You better be happy that the space ship even still exists!

You took all of my posts and put them in a blender with some ice cream!

Now your posts are sweeter.

You took all of my posts and put them in a blender with some sewer sludge.

And let that be a lesson to 'ya! Post something that's not so... Well trashy, for a change.

(gosh Dinode, I'm so sorry, but you totally walked into that one )

You spent all the money in my Paypal account!!

Of course I did; I needed some new books to read. And isn't it a worthy cause for me to put your money towards furthering my education? You didn't need it, anyway.

You ripped up my set of the Chronicles!

(Which, on this site, would be a crime. )

Actually, that wasn't me--a little gremlin stole into your house and was in the process of destroying your entire library! Why, if it weren't for me, it could have been even worse!

You broke my iPhone with a batarang!?

Er, I just found this batarang and was practicing, it's not like I'm Batman or anything.

You told everyone I was Batman, which I'm not, in spite of the fact there's a cave full of high tech crime fighting equipment under my mansion.

You told me to tell you who you really were, and I thought you were batman because of you being in a cave full of high tech crime fighting equipment under your mansion, and you even had a batman suit! I'll tell everybody that you aren't batman after all, even though you have a lot of equipment that makes it seem like you are batman. Sorry about the mistake!

You turned me into a giant gorilla with 5 appendages (meaning arms and/or legs)!

Don't think of it as being a freak of nature. Think of it as a super power.

You smashed my calculator!

Dude, do you have any idea what using a calculator does to your brain? You need to stretch it a bit now and then and stop letting that machine eat your IQ.

You poured all my yogurt on the floor!

One day you'll thank me when civilization as we know it has crumbled and you'll have to do calculations in your head or on the bark of birch trees with burnt sticks.

Those Justine Bieber songs recently downloaded on my computer???? Why??????

I don't know....honestly, I just wanted to hear a few of them, and I guess they downloaded accidentally...seriously, I don't know how they got there....

You threw a water balloon out the window onto my head!!!

it's your fault for standing under the window, if you were doing something useful and not wasting time, you wouldn't have gotten in the balloon's way

You invited a whole bunch of strangers to my houes for dinner!!!