I was trying to get a better look at the mosquito on her arm with my magnifying glass, and held it up to the sun...

You made a robot copy of me!

It's because you're my best friend, but you never visit, so I made a robot just like you to come see me.

You cut pages out of my new book!

Yes, but look what I did with it! http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/ ... 3gktf2.jpg

You made me wait five hours for a ride home!

I was fighting an evil wizard, and to top it all off, he had halitosis.

I waited for you. I planted a tree where we met and it grew. Till it touched the sky above, but you never returned to me. My love.

I'm so sorry I forgot to tell you! Your Love was in an accident and got amnesia!

You promised to water my plants when I was away, but when I came back they were dead!

I did water them...once, and their're not dead, only sleeping

You went into my NarniaWeb account and made a bunch of silly posts and now all the Mods are angry at me

You accidentally left your account on and I didn't notice it until it was too late!! I can't help it if all I ever write on NarniaWeb is silly and ridiculous.

I went on vacation for a week and you forgot to feed my fish while I was away. They're all dead now.

They were piranhas and had been sold to you disguised as harmless goldfish! Your tank was infested with EVIL, but I took care of it. No, no; don't thank me.

You have made a horrible mess of my clean kitchen! Seriously, how did you get brownie batter on the ceiling fan?!

I'm as shocked as you are! That brownie batter (or chocolate of any kind) would get away from me is unimaginable! (But flying chocolate sure makes an interesting aerodynamics experiment!)

You broke my air conditioner on the hottest day of the year!

It was broken in a way that made it only able to warm things up when I found it, and I was just trying to get it fixed. It just happened to make things worse, and now it's completely broken. Sorry! I'll get you a new one.

You incinerated my backyard, my house, my banana trees, and my next door neighbor's house!

Sorry, but you were terrible neighbors who never cut your grass.

You stole the tires off my car...

I didn't steal them, I borrowed them, I'll be sure to give them back as soon as I am done using them

You poured cold water all over me

Your AC was broken, it was a scorching hot day outside, and I could see you needed to cool down!

You broke my new, expensive piano!

You seemed to be steaming hot, I only tried to help ...

You broke my keyboard!

The thing was terrible, dear, you should have seen the coffee stains. I was doing you a favour!

You removed all of the smilies from NarniaWeb! D8