I thought the color suited your dogs Sweetness!

You cut my hair to short!

I'm sorry. I was trying to get the sides even and it took a lot longer than I intended. I kept cutting too much off. It is nice and even now.

I sent you to the store for milk and you came back with 10 kinds of ice cream instead!

I love ice cream, and I thought you would too! We can have a party tonight figuring out which flavors to use.

You pushed me into the pool!

Yes, and doesn't the water feel great?

You shaved off all my fur! D8

When I had shaved one side, I had to continue! You wouldn't prefer me to shave off only one half, would you?

You hurt my feelings.

Better to have your feelings hurt now with the truth, then have everyone indulge you for years and years. You really don't have elf ears dear.

You splashed soup on the wall of this fine establishment!

The soup was poisoned! The waiter was trying to kill me! I had to spit it out when my poison scanner that I have in my mouth started beeping at me (which is how it warns me that the food has poison)!

You poisoned my soup!

I- I only put what the lady told me to put in it! She said it was a surprise! How was I supposed to know that harmless box was a melting box of poison!?

You made me poison my customer!

Well, you called me a lady!

You unplugged the radio in the middle of my favorite song.

That song was awful, you need to listen to good music, not the junk they play on the radio

You smashed my guitar against the wall

I was tuning it!

You changed the colours on my computer screen to a permanent rainbow mess!

I thought you liked pretty colors

You drank my coffee!

I wanted to make sure it wasn't too hot for you, but when I had tasted the top, I realized the bottom might be too hot as well and so I ahd to drink it down all the way just to make sure you wouldn't burn yourself!!

You nailed a big, ugly, rubber shovel to my wall!

I wanted to put up decorations. you like?

you pushed me in the pool!!

You were on fire, I had to put out the flames!

You set my friend on fire!