Sorry (I have a super tight security system) I meant to give the superpowers to my dog, but your roommates cat went into the superpowers transfer machine instead!

You grew giant radioactive vegetables in my garden!!!

I don't have a garden to grow them in.

You ate my watch.

Wow, seriously? It looked exactly like a gummy bear. If it's any consolation, I am now very sick.

You printed my private diary in your gossip column! *dramatic gasp*

You lent it to me for my pet project and anyway, you're the only subscriber.

You drank my bedtime glass of ice cold water and now I'm thirsty!

Actually someone poisoned it, so I poured it out!

You put the poison in to her water!

It was just an artificial sweetener, although some might consider that a type of "poison"...

You hit me over the head with a bowling pin!

Was it poison? I thought it was bright green food coloring that would surprise her in the night!

You threw away my bright green food coloring!!

I thought it was old paint!!

you ate all of the bread and I was just about to make a sandwich

I was hungry...and don't worry, you'll survive

put a spider in my bed!!!!

Yikes! I tried to catch it, but it landed on your bed and I was afraid it would bite me if I kept pursuing it!

You took away my cell phone and racked up hundreds of dollars in charges!

I was convinced it was a free phone with a month of free phone calls as a special offer from a new phone company.

You ate my favorite biscuit!

Yes, but only so I'd have enough energy to bake a dozen more for you!

You deleted all of my new graphics!

I only meant to move it to a different place - then I hit the wrong key

You closed the door and hurt my fingers!

If I had left the door open it would have let in a draft. Sorry 'bout your fingers.

You karate chopped my favorite plank!

And 4 others along with it! Aren't I good? Practice makes perfect after all!

You messed up a song cover I was recording.