It makes fun competition for survival of the fittest though!
You pushed me, and I fell into an abyss!
A huge wall of fire was racing up behind you. It was either hope for a river below, or burn into a sliver of crispy fried human.
You stole my dog!!
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
I only meant to borrow it for a while - here, have it back!
You broke my violin!
(avi artwork by Henning Janssen)
I just finished a performance with it, and wanted to please the crowd...
You stole my ninja skills!
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AROOOOOOO!!!
sorry bout that. i needed them for my adventure!
i was going to give them back.
you ripped the buds of all of the flower around my house!
What do you have to say to your self?
Previously DP Dessa
My RL sibs are Adeona, NarnianCricket, and DancingPrincesses.
Im a HUGE Fan of The Avengers!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I needed some greens for my salad!
You got chocolate in my peanut butter.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
Sorry, I had this crazy idea for a new candy bar!
You ate my yummy 3 inch thick steak!
The Value of myth is that it takes all the things you know and restores to them the rich significance which has been hidden by the veil of familiarity. C.S. Lewis
It was just standing there on the table, calling for me to eat it, and anyway, you shouldn't have left it there, in plain view, how was I supposed to know it was yours?
You threw my laptop off a cliff!!!
always be humble and kind
It had a virus and I was afraid it would make you sick!
You slashed up my favorite shirt.
~Riella
~ Riella
Technically I didn't, my cat did.
You scribbled on all of my textbooks with a permanent marker!
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Well yes, but, look how pretty the scribblings are!
You painted my car neon pink with orange and green polka dots!
It was for an art project. And besides, you know you love it.
You melted my clay sculptures!
~Riella
~ Riella
They were still in the oven when I turned it on to preheat for cookies. You should have taken them out.
You dumped my laptop into the lake!
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There is no such thing as a Painless Lesson
The company that made it claimed it was waterproof, and I was checking to see whether or not it was a scam. It was, but I made sure to back up everything on the computer's hard drive. I have filed a complaint to the Better Business Bureau, and bought you a new laptop that is truly waterproof with all of your old files.
You put a virus on my computer that makes it display everything upside-down!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
I was under the impression you were a monkey. And they hang from their tails a lot.
You gave my roommates cat superpowers and now he's escaped and has started destroying the city! (And I wouldn't bother you about this, but your secret lab is REALLY hard to break into.)