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RE: Corrupt a Wish

waggawerewolf27 — Thu, 12 Feb 2026 00:50:27 +0000

Congratulations! Thanks to your tireless working efforts in both Australia & UK, not to mention your unacknowledged frequent flyer credits, you are finally awarded a free upgrade on your economy ticket to first class, if necessary, even if only because the airline company doesn't want you to collapse from exhaustion mid-flight, and in that case, lose their shining reputation for being kind to overworked & underpaid ordinary people.

But the trouble is, most likely, the first-class accommodation is filled with the entourage of someone high up in the government, so business class is the best you are likely to get.

I wish that somehow my home would tidy itself.

RE: Corrupt a Wish

Courtenay — Wed, 11 Feb 2026 12:52:45 +0000

Right, you're instantly done with school and are now working full time... in a job that's so tiring (and boring) that when you get home, you don't have the energy or impetus to do anything but sleep.

I wish I could fly first class (rather than economy) back from Australia to the UK, at no extra cost, of course.

RE: Corrupt a Wish

Lamp Lighter — Wed, 11 Feb 2026 03:44:49 +0000

Woosh! You know how to snowshoe. But sadly, while walking down the street one day, deeply engrossed in the Silver Chair (Puddleglum was just about to give his heroic speech) you get hit by a car, and are unable to utilize your snowshoe skills, to the end of your days. (Ok, that got a bit dark quite fast, except for the fact that you'll have a whole lot more time for reading!)

I wish I was done with school, and working full time, with enough time for a bit of rest every night!

RE: Corrupt a Wish

ValiantArcher — Sat, 24 Jan 2026 16:07:22 +0000

Ta da, some kind person does the washing up for you! But, unfortunately, they are very clumsy and the result is a bunch of clean but chipped, dented, cracked, and broken dishes.

I wish I knew how to snowshoe.

RE: Corrupt a Wish

waggawerewolf27 — Sat, 24 Jan 2026 09:08:42 +0000

Mary who had a little lamb has arrived with the largest flock of sheep you have ever seen, which have to be counted - 1, 2, 3, 4, and on and on it goes....but before you finally get to the end of this endless line of baa'ing sheep, you lose count and have to start again. baaaa, baaaa. {ym}:sleepy: The trouble is....did you set your alarm before nodding off? It wouldn't do to oversleep and be late for whatever you have to do tomorrow.

Now, I'm falling asleep myself, just playing this game, so I wish some other kind person would do the washing up...zzzz {ym}:sleepy:

RE: Corrupt a Wish

Courtenay — Thu, 22 Jan 2026 00:16:52 +0000

Zap! You can now write anything you want to, and at lightning speed... but only in Quenya (and in tengwar script, at that), so only highly educated Elves and complete Tolkien nerds can read and understand it.

I wish I could fall asleep faster when I'm in bed.

RE: Corrupt a Wish

Lady Merian — Tue, 20 Jan 2026 21:45:29 +0000

Congratulations! With a snap of your finger whatever room you are in will become instantly tidy with no clutter. Unfortunately, whatever good fairy is in charge of this process has no idea what things you actually wanted to keep, and her methods of organization make no sense to you,

I wish I could write what I want to (and more quickly).

RE: Corrupt a Wish

ValiantArcher — Sat, 27 Dec 2025 19:24:20 +0000

Congrats, your next dental appointment won't cost the earth! It will cost more!

I wish decluttering and organising didn't take so long to accomplish.

RE: Corrupt a Wish

waggawerewolf27 — Mon, 08 Dec 2025 07:06:18 +0000

Hey Presto! You get your wish when a good fairy who knows a thing or two about podiatry, not only trims your toenails and pampers your poor overworked feet but also hands you some new pairs of socks guaranteed not to get holes for a long while. Unfortunately, you wash these socks in hot water, rather than cold as recommended, and so they shrink as a result.

I wish that I could get a dental appointment that won't cost the earth.

RE: Corrupt a Wish

ValiantArcher — Sat, 06 Dec 2025 15:37:54 +0000

You and your family get free tickets and airfare to the games, but the accommodation and food prices are through the roof, so it ends up being a very expensive trip after all.

I wish my socks didn't develop holes.