Well sir, good news and bad news. Bad: Your car is smashed to bits. Good: Your insurance will pay for a new one. Would you like Black, black, black, black or black?"

"You idiot! They're all black!"

~VFK~

"Well, the doctor said I need glasses....."

Boy without a name 1: this is all your fault!
Boy without a name 2: my fault?!
boy without a name 1: none of this would have happened if you had listened to me in the first place!
Boy without a name 2: oh, so you knew this would happen?
Boy without a name 1: I didn't know what would happen! that's why should've stayed home and watched LWW!

This is what will happen if you let your kid drive.

What you can't see is the driver (who neglected to wear his seat belt) up in the tree

"Ahh! the rapture has happened!"

For trying to start a flame war over electric vs. gas lamps, this (lamp)post was deleted.

"I tried to start the car and then BOOM!"

Time for a new photo! (We're keeping with the oldies for now).

first lady: "Can you hear me now?"

second lady: "Good."

The reception on this telephone is so good, it sounds like you are right in the same room!

"This new invention is awesome! I can talk to you without having to shout!"

Lady 1: This music's groovy.
Lady 2: You're telling me.

This is not what I'd call long distance phone call.

Time for a new photo:

Caption away!