[April Fool's!] A DIRE THREAT Approaches! - Ditto Town https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/ NarniaWeb Forum Discussion Board en-US Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:34:57 +0000 wpForo 60 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/paged/2/#post-262935 Fri, 04 Apr 2014 06:11:08 +0000 Jubilant notes echo around the Town Square as the Madcap Minstrel celebrates the triumph of the Narniawebbers and the Valiant Vacuum of Visage's Vantage over the evil Green Mist. The diminutive musician launches into a stirring rendition of "We Are the Champions" as streamers and confetti spontaneously burst from the surrounding upstairs windows. As the last tendrils of mist lift away and dissolve, glorious sunshine bursts forth and floods the square, coaxing newly bloomed spring flowers to lift up their heads in celebration.]]> Ditto Town Abraham Lincoln https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/paged/2/#post-262935 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262854 Wed, 02 Apr 2014 19:17:40 +0000 A worried-looking cricket hops to the very top of the Ditto Town Fountain, finding a dry lip above the point where water spills over the edge. As loudly as possible, he begins playing the theme from "Jaws" to alert his fellow citizens to impending danger. Once he has the full attention of the assembled crowd, he jumps up and points to Ye Old Costume Shoppe bordering the square. To their horror, the assembled crowd sees that GREEN MIST is pouring from the windows and doors of the shop. The cricket takes a flying leap and lands on the Valiant Vacuum and jumps up and down on it frantically, but he is too small to operate it on his own.]]> Ditto Town Abraham Lincoln https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262854 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262819 Wed, 02 Apr 2014 08:15:00 +0000 ;)) I'm glad you went in and posted! :)]]> Ditto Town ValiantArcher https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262819 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262812 Wed, 02 Apr 2014 07:24:35 +0000 Any volunteers!?]]> Ditto Town You Will Find Me Bigger https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262812 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262797 Wed, 02 Apr 2014 02:33:11 +0000 Oh, and I posted in a thread in GMD. I'm just too tired to post substantively in another thread, though. :ymblushing: ]]> Ditto Town Ryadian https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262797 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262796 Wed, 02 Apr 2014 02:15:17 +0000 Ditto Town aileth https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262796 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262760 Wed, 02 Apr 2014 00:03:01 +0000 ]]> Ditto Town ValiantArcher https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262760 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262747 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 23:42:36 +0000 ]]> Ditto Town You Will Find Me Bigger https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262747 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262720 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 23:07:13 +0000 Abraham Lincoln the Cricket, who has been softly strumming the "Jeopardy" theme as the denizens of Ditto Town deliberate, now bursts into a triumphant rendition of "Hail to the Chief" to celebrate their successful unwinding of the riddle. A new note floats down from a seemingly empty sky and settles by the Fountain.
Congratulations! You have successfully assembled your Worthy Weapon, which happens to be the Valiant Vacuum of Visage's Vantage. Its special power is sucking up Green Mist that threatens to obscure one's view. And just in the nick of time... for the first tendrils of Green Mist are even now descending upon the Forum! All will be lost if it is allowed to obliterate our carefully tended threads. To effectively use the vacuum, we must substantively post in the first two non-sticky threads of each sub-forum. Ladies and Gents, this is your mission, should you choose to accept it. Fair winds and following sails!
]]> Ditto Town Abraham Lincoln https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262720 Re: A DIRE THREAT Approaches! https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262712 Tue, 01 Apr 2014 22:55:28 +0000 (who is close to) Aslan (who is breathing on) Caspian (who is giving his sword to) Eustace (who can't be seen by Jill because) Puddleglum (is too tall) Jill (is a heroine flanking) Jewel (who is also flanked by) Susan (who doesn't fear) Reepicheep (who is shorter than) Edmund (who is shorter than) Peter (who is watching out for) Lucy (who is first and also three away from Reepicheep) And I see Movie Aristotle got it just before me! *claps as she floats about* Or at least, I think we got it. Did we?]]> Ditto Town daughter of the King https://community.narniaweb.com/community/ditto-town/april-fools-a-dire-threat-approaches/#post-262712